Do You Have a PhD in Breathing? Einstein made the next three comments at family gatherings. None has been previously reported. Proof? I heard them with my own two little ears at the time. You decide if they are humorous, sarcastic, or just ironic. 1. “Hard work never killed anybody, but still it is a risk.” 2. “Your Mother taught you Honesty is the best policy. But your attorney says Insanity is your best defense.” 3. “Most of our family has a strong Will, but a weak Won’t.” A second cousin, once removed (another clown) responded – “I have discovered in America I am a Nobody. All Americans know – ‘Nobody is Perfect’. Conclusion – I must be perfect!” Al giggled at the syllogism. The second cousin continued, “In Germany I was told by my elders I was Indecisive. Here in America I have had time to consider this critique of my character. Now I am not so sure.” Aha! Family humor lives. Exhaling Until recently I have given a total of two-minutes of thought out of a lifetime of breathing, to inhalation and exhalation. Today – “I am Not so sure!” Magda Proskauer, M.D. “Most of us have an inability to fully exhale.” Have you ever thought that? Me neither. She explained, Exhaling physically releases stress and emotional all mentally baggage. So what Dr. Proskauer said, Inhaling requires tension upward and a movement of our ribs and shoulders. She points at our Diaphragm as the key to inhaling. But exhaling requires Letting-Go! This requires a physical relaxation and a mental release of negative feedback. It is harder than it looks and requires conditioning exercises. How Come Civilized Homo sapiens often hold-their-breath throughout the day when they experience Information-Overload, anxiety, angst or chronic Stress.
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Please Take Notice: when we are experience Emotional fears, it triggers our Brain’s limbic system. When we engage in Self-Pity, Self-Importance and fears, we go on autopilot and stop inhaling normally. Guess what? We also hold our breath longer than is natural, and do not exhale completely. Bad for both your body and mind. So What Your posture and facial expression affect your body and mind. Get this one: how we SIT at our computer all day influences human breathing, health, well being and even longevity. Don’t laugh it off – read this partial list. a) shortens the muscles in anterior (front) of body (use it or lose it) b) inhibits long-term memory in the brain’s hippocampus. c) reduces your ability to learn (need more oxygen). d) reduces your cardiac (heart) blood flow. e) pressures your kidneys. f) slows your nervous and immune systems. g) screws up your enteric nervous system (intestinal brain). Secret Health and long-life require an ERECT SPINE while seated at your computer. Your posture must be totally relaxed, not bent over like a Charles Dickens bookkeeper. 2-Minute Exercise 1. Stand up and look ten feet ahead of you for this two (2) minute exercise or do it sitting facing your computer looking forward. 2. Interlace the fingers of both hands flat and cover your navel (bellybutton) a/k/a Umbilicus. You are now aware of your Diaphragm located below your lungs (largest respiratory muscle). Diaphragm contracts (flattens) during Inhalation, creating a vacuum and causing your chest cavity to expand and suck Oxygen into your lungs. Exhalation causes your diaphragm to relax and forces air out of your lungs. Right? Straighten out! 3. Take a d-e-e-p diaphragmatic inhalation slowly counting 1 to 5. 4. Stop and hold your full inhalation for a count of one-one-thousand to five-one-thousand. It is easy and focuses your attention. 5. Slowly exhale all of the air from your lungs by pushing outward at