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1.) "Support your local medical examiner...die strangely." 2.) "Life is not a journey with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty & well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, proclaiming loudly, "Wow, what a fuckin' ride!" 3.) "Got formaldehyde?" 4.) "Have you hugged your embalmer today?" 5.) "Your undertaker will be the last person to let you down." 6.) "I'm going nucking futs!" 7.) "Beatings will continue until morale improves." 8.) "Momento Mori." 9.) "Semper Fidelis." 10.) "Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow." 11.) "Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy but socially dead." 12.) "Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend’s forehead." 13.) "Friends help you move. REAL friends help you move dead bodies." 14.) "To err is human. To really screw things up you need a computer." 15.) "Anywhere is within walking distance, if you have the time." 16.) "People have the right to be stupid, but too many abuse the privilege." 17.) "Life is like a dream, & in the end, when you die, you pinch yourself, wake up, & never dream again." 18.) "The sound of a kiss is not as loud as a cannon but its echo lasts much longer." 19.) "You cannot be old & wise if you were never young & crazy." 20.) "They laugh because I'm different. I laugh because they're all the same." 21.) "No one is afraid of heights, they are afraid of falling. No one is afraid of swimming, they are afraid of drowning. No one is afraid of loving, they are afraid of not being loved back." 22.) "It takes a minute to like someone, an hour to love someone, but to forget someone takes a life time."

23.) "If you should die before me, ask if you can bring a friend." 24.) "It’s quite ironic that, in life, what brings out the best in you & what makes you strong is actually your weakness." 25.) "I made a wish & you came true." 26.) "Real Love Is Forever." 27.) "A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart, & can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words." 28.) "Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art… It has no survival value; rather, it is one of those things that give value to survival." 29.) "What is a friend? A single soul in two bodies." 30.) "The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch & swing with, never say a word, then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you’ve ever had." 31.) "May soft be the grass you walk on, May fair be the skies above you, May true be the joys that surround you, May dear be the hearts that love you." 32.) "Any day above ground is a good day." 33.) "I either get what I want or I change my mind." 34.) "If you think things can’t get worse it’s probably only because you lack sufficient imagination." 35.) "It's not the falling down, but the getting back up that counts." 36.) "I would rather die a meaningful death than live a meaningless life." 37.) "If you stood in front of a mirror holding 11 lilies, you will see 12 of the most beautiful things in this world." 38.) "I just ate some Skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?" 39.) "If you can’t convince them, confuse them." 40.) "Regarding how I like my steak cooked, I would rather not know the difference between eating dinner & performing a ritual." 41.) "Life is like tennis...one must serve to win." 42.) "Double, double toil and trouble,fire burn and cauldron bubble."

43.) "The psychiatrist knows nothing & does nothing. The surgeon knows nothing & does everything. The pathologist knows everything...but is always a day too late."

44.) ALGOR MORTIS BASICS A) Warm, not stiff - not dead more than a couple of days. B) Warm & stiff - dead between a couple of hours & half a day. C) Cold & stiff - dead between a half a day & 2 days. D) Cold, not stiff - dead more than 2 days.
45.) "...ah, bone. 'Tis the pit of a man after the cunbering flesh has been eaten away." 46.) "The easiest way to add insult to injury is when you're signing somebody's cast." 47.) "Not all those who wander are lost." 48.) ON BOARD NOAH'S ARK: And the Lord said,"You have not boarded the Titanic. You are on board the ark. I have carefully instructed My appointed ones to build it. Yes, there will be floods and the landscape will change, but the ark will withstand. You will not sink! You will have provision for the journey ahead of you. In My timing, the floods will subside." 49.) "Quote The Raven Nevermore." 50.) "Something Wicked This Way Comes." 51.) "Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it."

52.) COOL FACT The hair-like olfactory nerves of the human nose get tired easily. After becoming habituated to an odor, the nose ceases to smell that odor. 53.) DECOMP. STAGES A)Proteins break down into amino acids. B)Amino acids & fats break down into fatty acids. C)Fatty acids break down into phenols & glycerols D)And so on...until it reaches the basic levels of carbon dioxide & H2O.
54.) " Real Morticians are a dying breed." 55.) "Always a pallbearer, never a corpse."

56.) "Everyday is Halloween." 57.) "My other car is a hearse." 58.) "My other car is a coffin." 59.) "BURIED ALIVE: It's a grave situation." 60.) "I'm the undead chick your mother warned you about." 61.) "Abandon all hope ye who enter here." 62.) "Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary, over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore, while I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, as of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door." 63.) "Don't fear the Reaper." 64.) "Pain without love...pain I can't get enough, pain I like it rough, cause I would rather feel pain than nothing at all." 65.) "The true pain in an angel's heart never dies." 66.) "Because I could not stop for Death, he kindly stopped for me. The carriage held but just ourselves and immortality." 67.) "You're the friend everyone wishes they had." 68.) "IRISH DIPLOMACY: The art of telling someone to go to hell and having them look forward to the trip." 69.) "Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened." 70.) "Never go to bed angry. Stay awake and get your revenge while they're sleeping." 71.) "Don't be afraid of tomorrow, for God is already there." 72.) "IRISH GAELIC SENTIMENT: Gra Anois Agus Go Deo (Love, Now and Forever)" 73.) "Life is a journey...not a destination." 74.) "Nothing is worth more than this day." 75.) "Be the change you want to see in the world." 76.) I WISH YOU ENOUGH... "When the Power of Love is greater than the Love of Power, only then will the World know Peace." (Jimmy Hendrix) 77.) "One 'Aw shit!' takes away a thousand 'Adda boys!'" 78.) "I walked into the heart of a friend and I found a home."

79.) "Tough times don't last, but tough people do!" 80.) "Whoever fights monsters should see to it that, in the process, they, themselves, do not become a monster." 81.) "Know this, and heed its warning: When you look into an abyss, the abyss also looks back into you." 82.) "A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory." 83.) "Please cancel my subscription. I can't handle anymore of your issues." 84.) "Always kiss me goodnight." 85.) "It doesn't matter WHERE you go in life. It's WHO you have beside you." 86.) "Dain bramaged." 87.) "My day isn't done until I've horrified a complete stranger." 88.) "If you're not careful, you'll end up in my novel!" 89.) "Are you a side effect of my medication?" 90.) "Dead isn't always better." 91.) "So many things to do...so many things to distract me." 92.) "Humpty Dumpty was PUSHED!" 93.) "I WILL conquer my procrastination problem. Just wait and see!" 94.) "Sometimes I wonder 'Why is that frisbee getting bigger?' and then it hits me." 95.) "I love you more today than I did yesterday, but not as much as I will love you tomorrow." 96.) "If you're telekinetic and know it, raise my hand." 97.) "Let's hope intelligent life exists in space. I'm so lonely here." 98.) "Here I am! What are your other 2 wishes?" 99.) "Enjoy the little things in life. One day you'll look back and realize they were the big things." 100.) "Be yourself. Everyone else is taken." 101.) "I know all the answers, but I've been sworn to secrecy." 102.) "The day God made you, he sat down and smiled." 103.) "Can I get caller id for the voices in my head?"

104.) "Somedays it's not even worth chewing through the restraints." 105.) "My inner child thinks you're a big ol poopy face." 106.) "I didn't escape. They gave me a day pass." 107.) "Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to myself." 108.) "What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us." 109.) "Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but most only gargle." 110.) "It's not where you go or what you do, but the company you keep that determines a good time." 111.) "The reason a dog has so many friends is because he wags his tail instead of his tongue." 112.) "Pets are not our whole life, but they do make our lives whole." 113.) "Frickity Foo Fa, Frickety Fay, Fucking Fantastic, it's Freaky Friday!" >:) 114.) CHILD IRISH PRAYER: "When a wee one is born, all the angels above applaud. For in the eyes of every child, we can see the face of God. Each precious tiny feature mirrors Heaven's very best, and those entrusted with this life are ever richly blessed." 115.) "May love and laughter light your days, warm your heart and home. May good and faithful friends be yours wherever you may roam." 116.) GAELIC SAYING: "Gra Go Deo" (Love Forever) 117.) GAELIC SAYING: "Mo Anam Cara" (My Soul Mate) 118.) A WONDERFUL TESTAMENT TO AN AMAZING WOMAN: "Start with faith and honesty, mix in some humility, toss with generosity, then pour in love." 119.) ALWAYS CHERISH OUR FAMILY: "Family - a place to go where one will always feel at home, where one will find someone to talk to, a shoulder to lean on, where love is spoken and laughter is heard. Memories are there that we hold in our hearts forever." 120.) "REMEMBER!!! As far as ANYONE knows, we ARE a normal family!!!" 121.) IRISH BEDTIME BLESSING: "Sleep sweet within this room, whoever thou art. Let not dreams of yesterday disturb thy heart. Nor let tomorrow with its fear of coming ill, for thy Maker is thy changeless friend. His love surrounds thee still. The stars are watching overhead, put out each earth-born light, sleep sweet, and good night."

122.) "Do not resent growing old. Too many are denied the privilege." 123.) "Our life together is a miracle unfolding." 124.) "May the road always lead you to where you need to be." 125.) "I CANNOT say, and I WILL NOT say, that she is dead, she is just away." 126.) "Dance like nobody WHO CAN COMMIT YOU is watching." 127.) MORNING PRAYER: "Now I wake up to live, I'll give life all I have to give. If today I face a test, I'll cope and pray and do my best. With each breath and step I take, be with me Lord, for Heaven's sake. Amen." 128.) SCIENTISTS: "If we KNEW what we were doing, it WOULDN'T be called research." 129.) "Raven Lunatic" 130.) "To err is human, to forgive divine...neither is Marine Corps policy. Ooh Rah!!!" 131.) COOL WAY TO SPELL 'CAT': C @ 132.) I am a Cereal Killer, mwahahahaha!!! 133.) "Patience is a virtue, but bitch-slapping someone feels a hell of a lot better!!!" 134.) "DEJA MOO: The feeling you've heard this bull before." 135.) "MATTHEWOLOGY: The Study of Matt" 136.) "Home of the free BECAUSE of the BRAVE!!!" 137.) "I am HEAVILY medicated for your safety." 138.) "Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?" 139.) "To get something you never had, you have to do something you've never done." 140.) "If there's no way out of a situation, the only option left is to find a way further in." 141.) "Rudeness and stupidity are epidemics." 142.) "May you always have love to share, health to spare, and friends that care." 143.) "Color my life with the chaos of trouble."

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