Homer J Simpson Resume

Homer J. Simpson
742 Evergreen Terrace | Springfield, NT 49007 | +1.555.555.8888 | [email protected]

Experience

12/89 – Springfield Power Company
Nuclear Safety Inspector
• Responsible for the safety of Sector 7-G of the Fissionator 1952 Slow-Fission Reactor
• Prevented large scale disasters including numerous potential reactor meltdowns
• Expert in the operation of the T-437 Safety Console

5/05 – 6/05 Cult
Rapture Leader
• Alerted the City of Springfield about its impending doom, the Rapture
• Utilizing a multichannel marketing campaign, convinced and led the majority of the populace to
the Springfield Mesa saving them from an eternity burning in Hell

3/01 – 4/01 WeeCare
Founder and Chief Baby Proofer
• Delivered cost effective baby proofing for Springfield’s infant and toddler population
• Directly responsible for 95% drop in baby related injuries

3/93 – 4/93 International Brotherhood of Jazz Dancers, Pastry Chefs and Nuclear Technicians
Union President
• Led instrumental strike of all employees against Mr. Burns and the Springfield Power Company
• Renegotiated benefits package for all employees including orthodontic coverage

1/93 – 2/93 The Springfield Monorail Company
Monorail Conductor
• Completed intensive 3 week course on monorail safety and operation
• Instrumental in stopping runaway monorail by utilizing the monorail sign letters as an anchor

11/92 – 1/93 Mr. Plow, Inc.
Proprietor and Snowplow Driver
• Founded Springfield’s first on-demand snowplow service
• Voiced, produced and directed all TV commercials featuring original music and songs

Education

8/93 Springfield University
• Bachelor of Science in Nuclear Physics (in progress)

Skills, Awards and Interests

• Won Employee of the Month and First Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in
the Field of Excellence awards at the Springfield Power Company
• Inventor of the Flaming Moe drink, electric hammer, six-legged chair with anti-tip over protection
• Interested in beer, donuts, eating and watching TV