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submitted 6 hours ago by thebigsexy1 80 comments share all 80 comments sorted by: best [ ]Aulio 65 points 2 hours ago Ain't that the fucking truth, I'll buy a new pack of boxer briefs, and they are tight and comfortable, literally perfect, the old ones just feel so loose and ba ggy. permalink [ ]Mistercon 35 points 1 hour ago* I think your penis might be getting smaller. permalink parent [ ]TheBleedingCYT 7 points 57 minutes ago A well placed pair of socks and problem solved. permalink parent [ ]ANUS_ODOR_INHALER 7 points 47 minutes ago But what if his feet are getting smaller, too? permalink parent [ ]Sailor_Gallifrey 4 points 33 minutes ago Extra socks. permalink parent [ ]Rock2MyBeat 1 point 16 minutes ago Then he should probably see a doctor. permalink parent [ ]TheSpacemang 0 points 32 minutes ago I wear size 15 shoes. Please give smaller feet (the extra penis is nice though). permalink parent

[ ]Aeto_the_Wizard 2 points 10 minutes ago I have the opposite problem. I keep buying larger and larger boxers because my t highs are getting so fat that they tend to cut into and block my circulation. No t to mention strangling the boys throughout the day. I hate having big thighs. It's not like I'm even really that fat, but my fatty t highs make sure that I always have to wear pants that are a size too big around the waist. permalink parent [ ]-Noinin 18 points 2 hours ago This works the same for bras permalink [ ]MyAutopilotIsBroken 13 points 4 hours ago I buy underwear every two years. I buy 14 pairs and throw away my previous 14 pa irs at the same time to avoid this very problem. permalink [ ]Strayarc 7 points 3 hours ago I do this with 48 pairs of socks. Each pair averages 14 wearings then I give the m to a homeless outreach worker buddy of mine to distribute. permalink parent [ ]cbs5090 19 points 1 hour ago 14? Are you fucking rich? permalink parent [ ]fuckmodernart666 21 points 54 minutes ago Nah they're just friends. permalink parent [ ]burmesepornstar 2 points 8 minutes ago Rich likes to share permalink parent [ ]TITAN0BOA 3 points 48 minutes ago Not for long with that attitude. I expect 14 wearing a before the next wash! permalink

parent [ ]AmadeusMop 1 point 15 minutes ago At one pair a day, that's nearly two years of socks total. permalink parent [ ]dietotaku 2 points 1 hour ago i do it in kind of the reverse. once i have to throw away 3 pairs because of hol es (thanks, dogs), i go buy another 3-pack. but then i still end up hating the o ld ones that don't have holes yet. permalink parent [ ]burmesepornstar 1 point 5 minutes ago "(thanks, dogs)" You sure are an animal lover permalink parent [ ]aspmaster 1 point 12 seconds ago I have no idea how often I'm actually supposed to phase out old underpants. I'm reasonably sure I tend to do so within a normal time frame, but it's the kind of thing you can't really ask anyone... permalink parent [ ]bomertherus 10 points 3 hours ago I'm the opposite. I like the old one's, and have a few dozen of them. The moment I get behind on laundry, and have to use new/other boxer's, I hate the new ones . permalink [ ]shikata-ga-nai 2 points 38 minutes ago A few dozen?! I mean, I agree I like the old ones too, but jeez, that's like 25+ pairs of underwear! permalink parent [ ]obso1337user 2 points 22 minutes ago You have obviously not entered the gay world, where the underwear is the start t o everything. permalink parent

[ ]silversonic99 27 points 6 hours ago When you get new underwear, your old ones just seem low quality. permalink [ ]oldtobes 31 points 5 hours ago But the old ones are broken in, they're charmingly comfortable. Once they have h oles and rips you know they are good. permalink [ ]Pizza_bagel 37 points 5 hours ago That hole in the back means I no longer have to take them off to poop. Saves a l ot of time. permalink parent [ ]NeverWipeStopReadingMyUser 11 points 1 hour ago Doesn't everyone just cut holes in them specifically for that anyway? permalink parent [ ]ReasonableRedditUser 6 points 1 hour ago Apparently there are weird people out there that don't do so. permalink parent [ ]renome 2 points 11 minutes ago Relevant flair. permalink parent [ ]SmokeySaysWhoaThere 8 points 1 hour ago But the new ones make me feel like a model, I feel like ladies look at my butt m ore in the first week of new boxers than they ever did in my old ones, and that makes them worse. permalink parent [ ]username_00001 7 points 46 minutes ago Man, I spent 30 dollars on one pair of underwear and I cant go back. I've seen t he top of the mountain, and it is good. It's like angels are cradling my sack on a velvet pillow all day. My junk is displeased with anything less. permalink [ ]Cherreh 2 points 10 minutes ago

20$ says they are SAXX. My ex started buying then for me for holidays, so I now have two pairs and I should have stuck it out till christmas because putting up with her for a other pair of those babies would have been so worth it. permalink parent [ ]TheBagManDude 2 points 2 hours ago There are not enough upvotes permalink [ ]A_California_Guy 3 points 58 minutes ago I don't always buy new underwear, but when I do, I wear the old ones until the c rotch falls out. permalink [ ]MyNameIsNotBarney 1 point 7 minutes ago Quitter. permalink parent [ ]undieswd 3 points 25 minutes ago They do make you feel pretty good. I even go out of my way to "reserve" new boxe rs for days when I need a confidence boost. permalink [ ]Bitches_BeCrazy 5 points 5 hours ago /r/trollxchromosomes would relate to this. I know this because I'm a lady, disre gard my username. permalink [ ]ChristieIsBored 2 points 1 hour ago I have a rule where I have a maximum set number for almost everything. Buy five new jeans? I already own like 7 so I keep my favorite two abs replace t he rest. It has prevented me from becoming a hoarder permalink [ ]C00kiz 2 points 13 minutes ago Five jeans at once? Wow ! permalink parent [ ]robotsneedhugs2 4 points 5 hours ago

I haven't bought new underwear in over 5 years. permalink [ ]panda_handler 14 points 2 hours ago Congratulations? permalink parent [ ]NeverWipeStopReadingMyUser 3 points 1 hour ago "They were white when I bought em." Although I seriously need new underoos... I hate shopping with a passion and I e nd up going years without buying things like shirts, pants, etc. I'm fine with w hat I have, but it's worse with underwear. Even the pair I have now has the elas tic broken so it's like trying to keep up a pair of shorts 1 size too big. ...I think I need counseling. permalink parent [ ]MyDrunkenPonderings 6 points 1 hour ago Underwear suspenders? permalink parent [ ]MelAlton 2 points 17 minutes ago Step 0: figure out if you are male or female Step 1. look at your underwear and figure out the brand and size Step 2: go to amazon.com Step 3: order underwear Step 4: profit! (errr....) Seriously, underwear is pretty easy to buy online (if you're a guy. for women th ere's probably 100x variation in styles). Just order some and get it done. permalink parent [ ]imgurtranscriber 1 point 6 hours ago Here is what the linked meme says in case it is blocked at your school/work or i s unavailable for any reason: The Most Interesting Man In The World Post Title: Even if there's nothing wrong with them Top: I DON'T ALWAYS ADD NEW UNDERWEAR TO MY WARDROBE

Bottom: BUT WHEN I DO, I IMMEDIATELY DESPISE MY OLD ONES Original Link1 | Meme Template2 permalink [ ]Sean88888 1 point 2 hours ago I love my old underwears. They're so soft and comfy. permalink [ ]GroinBaggage 1 point 2 hours ago Same with socks. permalink [ ]Visser946 1 point 1 hour ago But the old ones are nice and broken in. Or maybe I'm buying too tight underwear . permalink [ ]saxcat 1 point 1 hour ago I steal my underwear permalink [ ]MelAlton 1 point 16 minutes ago you are the world's best pickpocket. permalink parent [ ]jixig 1 point 1 hour ago I'm sure they've taken your shit for long enough, too. permalink [ ]vargonian 1 point 1 hour ago It is possible to relate to this less, but I haven't determined how yet. permalink [ ]mtrkar 1 point 1 hour ago This is so incredibly true. I had the same 8 or so pairs for years. Finally gave in and bought some Gildan boxer briefs. The difference is crazy. Same with sock s. permalink [ ]CarlPeligro 1 point 1 hour ago

What could possibly go wrong with underwe -- ... oh. permalink [ ]SedaleThreatt 1 point 1 hour ago How often do you guys buy new underwear? permalink [ ]MelAlton 1 point 15 minutes ago About once a year I'll buy all new underwear and socks, and throw away the old o nes. permalink parent [ ]dafragsta 1 point 1 hour ago This is why you never go off half cocked when buying socks or underwear. There's nothing worse than chasing down the good socks or underwear. permalink [ ]fiddleandthedrum 1 point 1 hour ago Are you a woman? My husband just doesnt get this. He will wear his underwear unt il they are a scrap piece of cloth. permalink [ ]stowss 1 point 1 hour ago *2014 *wearing underwear permalink [ ]BrianDawkins 1 point 52 minutes ago "I used to wear these?! Uh ew." permalink [ ]sneezylee 1 point 49 minutes ago im like this with my white sock collection. doesnt matter how new it looks, once i decide to stock up on socks. EVERTHING goes! Out with the old , in with the n ew. Theres really nothing like stepping into a brand new pair of socks. permalink [ ]Baneling2 1 point 44 minutes ago What a waste permalink

[ ]rofLopolous 1 point 44 minutes ago Easy fix for this; stop buying new underwear. permalink [ ]YouHaveShitTaste 1 point 32 minutes ago http://www.amazon.com/ExOfficio-Give-N-Go-Boxer-Brief-Black/dp/B001M0MN0C/ref=sr _1_1?s=apparel&ie=UTF8&qid=1392710938&sr=1-1 If you really want to hate your current pleb tier shit, try this. permalink [ ]no_space_for_usernam 1 point 18 minutes ago It's frightening how accurate this is. permalink [ ]nhdw 1 point 14 minutes ago Despise Dispose of. permalink [ ]jpepe 1 point 6 minutes ago I still have underwear from when I was in the 9th grade. I'm 22 now. permalink [ ]MaxwellSinner 1 point 1 minute ago I recently made the switch from boxers to boxer briefs. I get so pissed when I r un out of clean boxer briefs and have to go back to "that" which was perfectly f ine since I hit puberty and switched from briefs. Just...to much...freedom. permalink [ ]Cynario 1 point 1 minute ago This is me when I buy new clothes in general permalink [ ]pete1729 1 point 5 hours ago You must be a woman, because men don't despise old underwear. They just keep wea ring it. permalink [ ]cthoenen 14 points 2 hours ago Wrong. As a guy, I definitely favor my new underwear. After doing laundry, I wea r my underwear in reverse order that I bought them; as soon as I get to the unde rwear batch that was 3 or 4 purchases ago, I start loathing them and have to do laundry so that I can wear my newer underwear again.

permalink parent [ ]PsychoticDoge 3 points 2 hours ago I disagree, I despise my old undrwear. permalink parent [ ]dietotaku 3 points 1 hour ago my husband definitely despises his old underwear, but he's a briefs guy so maybe it has to do with the old ones being all stretched out while the new ones are s nug and hold everything in place. permalink parent [ ]rbcornhole 2 points 2 hours ago Yepp. Wear the old ones until they're just a waist band with shreds of cloth han ging off. Then and only then do you begrudgingly buy some new ones. permalink parent [ ]kulus 2 points 2 hours ago Yeah. I got yelled at once for throwing away my (now ex) boyfriend's nasty, shre dded boxer briefs. They apparently were his favorite. permalink parent [ ]quickdrinkthis 2 points 2 hours ago Well...the old ones have seen some shit. permalink [ ]nothingwasthesame94 -1 points 17 minutes ago how the fuck is this on the front page of reddit? this is worse than mixing alco hol with water. it's the most diluted and piss poor watered-down version of 4cha n ever. Moot should sue you guys for defamation and degradation of character. permalink [+]yoyo3000 comment score below threshold (3 children) about blog about team source code advertise jobs

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