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THE SPY NEXT DOOR
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Jackie Chan ▪ George Lopez ▪ Billy-Ray-Cyrus

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Mom! Jethro's eating my underwear!
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Here, piggy, piggy, piggy. Jethro.
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Mom, before she starts,
there isn't a shred of evidence
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-to support her allegations.
-Gillian, your son is a psycho.
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-He booby-trapped my hair dryer.
-Nice hypothesis, but you can't prove it.
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-Yeah, but l can hurt you.
-Mom! Mom! She needs to be medicated.
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-Come on, Jethro.
-Come here.
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l hate this family. Come here.
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Jethro, you're getting a time out.
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Come on, guys. Backpack.
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-What? lt's in style.
-lt's inappropriate. Go put on some jeans.
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And spit out the gum.
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So, what color do you want to wear today?
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Red? Blue? Purple?
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Pink, Momma, pink.
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-Farren.
-What? You said jeans.

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l meant in your size.
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Come on, guys. Come on.
We don't want to be late. There you go.
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Come on, sweetie.
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-No!
-Get out!
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No fighting.
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Allow me.
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-Hi.
-Hi.
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-Are we still on for dinner?
-l'll be there.
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We have an audience.

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-Yuck. l'm going to vomit.
-He is such a loser.
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l like Bob. He's nice.
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He's a boring pen importer.
He does the same routine every day.
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-He's like a robot.
-That's 'cause he is a robot.
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A cyborg, sent from the future,
to destroy humanity. Starting with us.
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Well, it's been three months.
Happy anniversary.
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What is it?
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l have to tell you about my job.
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This might shock you,

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but you should know everything
before this relationship goes further.
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-Don't, Bob.
-What?
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l'm very happy when l'm with you.
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No one has ever made me laugh like you do,
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and if l were a single woman,
l could see a real future for us.
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But l'm a package deal.
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What do you mean?
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My kids are my priority and.. .
How can l put this gently?
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-They hate me.

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-Yeah.
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-l can make them like me.
-See?
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You can't make kids like you,
not mine or anyone's.
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My kids have been through a lot, and.. .
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l don't think we should take the next step
until they warm up to you.
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Doesn't your happiness count?
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Excuse me.
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Sorry, l gotta go. Emergency at work.
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-No ink?
-lt's much bigger.
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Sorry, really.
l will explain everything tomorrow.
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Okay. l'll see you tomorrow.
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-What took you so long to get here?
-Six minutes.
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-You stop for a latte?
-l get it. You're.. .
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-What's the expression? Chopping my bust.
-Close enough.
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Poldark and a couple other Russkys
just went in the refinery.
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Then l was right. He's planning something.
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Maybe they just want to fill up
their gas tanks for free.
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-l couldn't blame them.

-No, that man's so crooked,

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he could eat nails and poop corkscrews.
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You're the world's foremost authority
on Poldark.
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What do you think he's up to?
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lf his mission is to sabotage
the world's oil reserves,
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why would he care about
some two-bit refinery like this one?
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l'll make sure you get a chance to ask him.
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How the heck are you going to get in there?
A jet pack?
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lt's in the shop.
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Wait for my signal.

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Yuri.
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-What's this?
-C-4.
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When we are done here, l want you
to blow this place to smithereens.
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Hurry up. l don't have all day.
There is no overtime here.
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Bob Ho.
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l would love to chat, but l gotta go.
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-Up there. Go, go, go, go.
-Move it.
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-Move.
-Hold it. Stay where you are.
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That was fun. A good aerobic workout.
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We should do this again sometime.
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Okay, Poldark, let's go.
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<i>We have suspect in custody.</i>
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Did you see the look
on Poldark's face, man?
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Brilliant work, Bob. Unbelievable.
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l really hate to see you go home.
You're the best agent l've ever had.
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Hey, you know l'm standing right here.
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Maybe l can get your government
to loan you to me just a little bit longer.
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No. This was my last assignment.

l'm retiring.
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-Don't tell me because of Gillian.
-l want a normal life. l want to get married.
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Oh, heck, man. Don't get married.
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Just find some woman
that you're going to hate in five years
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and give her your house.
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Keep the watch.
A memento, compliments of the ClA.
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So, Gillian? ls that the woman
that lives next door to your cover house?
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-Yeah, they've been stepping out.
-l could never give up this life for a woman.
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We're spies, man.

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Every little boy wants to be a spy.
lt's the life.
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All the hours you spend
sitting alone in a little room like this,
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eating cold take-out food
in the back of a surveillance van,
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getting shot at all the time,
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learning how to pee in a bottle
in a moving vehicle.
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-You're doing the right thing.
-Only problem is that her kids hate me.
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You the man.
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Really gonna miss you, Ho.
Good luck with those kids.
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l've brought down dictators.

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How tough can three kids be?
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-Come on, Ringo, come on.
-Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
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-Ringo!
-Don't worry. Come on. Come on.
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-Come on. Right here.
-Come on, Ringo.
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-Come on, Ringo.
-Ringo.
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Hi, kids.
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l'm sorry about running out last night.
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-lt's all right. lt's your job.
-No, it was rude.
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l promise it will never happen again.

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Mom, what about Ringo?
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We've tried everything, sweetheart.
He'll come down when he's ready.
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You want to see
what l've been working on?
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Sure.
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Ringo, Ringo! Come on, kitty.
lt's not that far.
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Please, please, please, Ringo.
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There you go.
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-So, what do you think?
-Well.. .
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lt's a work-in-progress.

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Sadly, l didn't have any time
to work on it today.
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Cat was on the roof,
satellite's broken again.
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l spent two hours on hold
trying to get a repairman out here,
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and l can't stop thinking about last night.
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So, are we okay?
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l understand.
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lf a man marries you,
he marries all four of you.
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Don't forget the pig, the cat and the turtle.
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So, do you really like it?

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lt frightens me.
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Sometimes l think l found
the last honest man left in the world.
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l brought you all cookies.
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-Yes?
-ls it true? You're going to marry Bob?
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-What? Whoa! Calm down.
-You can't do this, Gillian.
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You're, like, so far above him.
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What she means is he's boring. He's a geek.
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He's a very nice man
who treats me very well.
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-He's a pen importer.
-He's a cyborg.

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You all don't know him like l do.
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He's very passionate about the world
and about my art.
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He likes to talk about history,
science and politics.
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l see what you mean about
him not being boring.
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What you all call boring, l call dependable.
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For once, l'd like a man who goes to work
every day at the same time,
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and who comes home every single night.
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A man who doesn't lie, or cheat,
or leave his family the first time some.. .
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My happiness counts, too.

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l hate it when old people have feelings.
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We gotta deep-six Bob.
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-What's the story here?
-They hit Poldark's prison transport caravan
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-at the edge of town.
-Tell me he didn't get away.
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He's as gone as rum cake at an AA meeting.
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l'm telling you,
this whole thing was a setup.
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They knew he was coming.
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Are you saying
there's a mole in the agency?
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l'm not saying anything except he
away.

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Welcome back.
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Tatiana,
you can't imagine what it's like in there.
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The oppressive darkness and the torture
of empty days stretching for years.
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-Prison is hell.
-You were in there for four hours.
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Enough tearful reunion.
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l need a new batch of the formula
as soon as possible.
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We'll run another test in two days.
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l need a change of clothes.
Something current and fashionable.
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And something to eat
that does not come with a toy.
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<i>The Sea Hag's made Olive into a zombie.</i>
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Honey, we're getting ready
to carve pumpkins downstairs.
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-You want to join us?
-Absolutely!
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'Cause l'm a loser and l have no life.
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Did l mention we're going
to toast the pumpkin seeds?
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Come on. l want you to join the family.
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And l want some privacy.
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-Don't get fresh with me.
-l'll use whatever tone of voice

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-l want to use with you.
-Farren, l want you downstairs.. .
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No, l'm not going to come downstairs
right now. Get out.
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Farren, this is my house.
You will listen to me.
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You don't own me. Get out.
l said, get out, Gillian. Get out!
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Downstairs in five minutes.
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l hate this house. l hate this family. Get out!
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<i>Me spinach!</i>
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No, she won't hear me. l'm on the roof.
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lt's like the only place
l can get any privacy in this loony bin.

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l can't let Gillian marry this guy.
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No, it's not that.
l mean, you're right, he is a total drone,
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but that's not the issue.
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What's going to happen
when my dad comes back?
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He won't just leave me here alone.
He'll be back.
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And if she's married, what happens then?
l don't know.
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Mom, lan's feeding Jethro bacon.
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-Okay, that's just wrong.
-Why is it wrong?
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-Ho, Bob Ho.

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-Hey. So, how's it going with those kids?
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l'm taking Gillian and the children
on a picnic.
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l'm going to force those kids to like me.
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Force them? You know, you might as well
try scratching your ear with your elbow.
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Guess what? Poldark escaped.
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-No longer my problem.
<i>-Yeah, l know, but we recovered a file.</i>
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lt seems to be an entry portal to a website.
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<i>We can't crack it.</i>
<i>l thought maybe you could take a look at it.</i>
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Hey, if you can figure it out, great.
lf you can't, no harm, no foul.

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As a favor to you.
Send it to my home computer.
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<i>Already did.</i>
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While l'm thinking about it, they suspect
there may be a mole at the agency.
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-They suspect me?
<i>-No.</i>
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You know Glaze thinks
you're the sharpest barb on the wire.
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l have no idea what that means.
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Hey, listen, man, have fun on your picnic.
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Just shoot me back
when you check out that file. Thanks.
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Puzzle encryption.

Let's see what you've got.

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-ls it noon already?
-No. l have bad news.
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-My father is in the hospital.
-That's terrible.
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He plays senior softball
and he slid into third.
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-Now he's having his hip replaced.
-That's terrible.
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l have to leave the kids
and fly to Denver to take care of Dad.
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-That's great.
-What are you talking about?
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Let me watch the kids.
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lt would give us a chance
to get to know each other.

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No, Bob. You? Them? l don't know.
219
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My aunt's flying in from San Antonio.
She's very good with the kids.
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-She was in the military.
-Gillian, this could be just what we need.
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You really think you can handle
that kind of pressure?
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The driving, the schoolwork,
and then there's Halloween.
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Getting their costumes,
finishing decorating the house?
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No problem. Halloween is my favorite.
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00:21:37,596 --> 00:21:40,861
You have nothing to worry about.
They will be perfectly safe with me.
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lt's not them l'm worried about.
227
00:21:46,872 --> 00:21:49,932
-You can't be serious.
-lsn't there any other option?
228
00:21:50,042 --> 00:21:52,033
Foster care? Juvenile hall?
229
00:21:53,545 --> 00:21:55,410
Okay. You'll be fine.
230
00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:57,843
Love you guys.
231
00:22:00,085 --> 00:22:03,384
-l'm going to miss you.
-Yeah, as proven by this total abandonment.
232
00:22:03,488 --> 00:22:07,049
You'll survive. l'll buy you something
from the hospital gift shop.
233
00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:08,717
-Bye.
-Bye. Love you.
234
00:22:08,827 --> 00:22:10,920
-See you later.
-Bye.

235

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00:22:15,901 --> 00:22:18,529
So, is this exciting, or what?
236
00:22:21,540 --> 00:22:26,034
Well, l'll just pack a few things,
and we'll go to your house, okay?
237
00:22:38,690 --> 00:22:41,250
A Flowbee. l knew he cut his own hair.
238
00:22:41,426 --> 00:22:43,826
Nothing telling in his DVD collection.
239
00:22:43,929 --> 00:22:46,727
Standard action movies,
mainstream comedies,
240
00:22:46,832 --> 00:22:49,665
no sci-fi, and nothing above PG-13.
241
00:22:51,703 --> 00:22:54,194
Hey, his computer. Let's check it out.
242
00:22:54,306 --> 00:22:56,831
Good idea.
There's got to be some dirt on there.
243
00:23:00,912 --> 00:23:03,176
Fashion Armageddon.
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l haven't forgotten, Colton.
l will look at the file.
245
00:23:06,752 --> 00:23:10,210
But this is important. What is Halloween?
246
00:23:12,624 --> 00:23:15,855
Farren, do you realize what this is?
247
00:23:16,461 --> 00:23:19,794
lt's got you all worked up.
Let me guess, a Klingon dictionary?
248
00:23:19,898 --> 00:23:23,356
You have me confused
with an entirely different class of geek.
249
00:23:23,468 --> 00:23:24,935
Stockholm GBH.
250
00:23:25,036 --> 00:23:28,403
Grievous Bodily Harm, live in Stockholm.
251
00:23:28,607 --> 00:23:31,804
This is one of the rarest bootleg concerts
in the world.
252
00:23:31,943 --> 00:23:35,470
-Why does Bob have it?
-Who cares? l'm gonna download it.

253

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00:23:37,582 --> 00:23:40,346
This is my ticket to Coolsville.
254
00:23:49,494 --> 00:23:51,894
This is what you bring me to wear?
255
00:23:53,398 --> 00:23:55,229
You said you wanted current.
256
00:23:55,333 --> 00:23:57,824
l look like the Fresh Prince of Belarus.
257
00:23:57,936 --> 00:24:00,837
Send someone out
to get me something elegant.
258
00:24:01,173 --> 00:24:03,437
What is this program you found?
259
00:24:03,875 --> 00:24:05,604
l went on to download the formula
260
00:24:05,710 --> 00:24:08,873
and found the site being accessed
by a third party.
261
00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:11,446
lf the United States or China
has the formula,
262

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they can develop an antibody for it.
263
00:24:13,084 --> 00:24:15,484
l'm tracing the lSP,
but it's heavily encrypted.
264
00:24:15,587 --> 00:24:17,782
lt will take me a while to track it down.
265
00:24:17,889 --> 00:24:20,551
Find whoever downloaded my formula.
266
00:24:21,026 --> 00:24:23,586
-Retrieve it.
-And?
267
00:24:24,496 --> 00:24:27,124
-Kill them.
-Thank you.
268
00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:37,299
-What's up with you?
-l'm gonna kill you.
269
00:24:37,476 --> 00:24:39,410
What? l'm gonna kill you.
270
00:24:39,978 --> 00:24:42,412
Don't hurt me! Don't hurt me!
She's hurting me!

271

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00:24:42,514 --> 00:24:44,482
Hey, hey, hey.
272
00:24:45,851 --> 00:24:47,182
Hey, stop!
273
00:24:47,719 --> 00:24:50,688
-What's going on here?
-She threw a stink bomb in my room.
274
00:24:50,789 --> 00:24:52,188
What? That's so not true.
275
00:24:52,290 --> 00:24:56,249
So what, you're saying l threw
a stink bomb in my own room
276
00:24:56,461 --> 00:25:00,056
just to get you in trouble? Sad. So sad.
277
00:25:00,232 --> 00:25:01,824
Hey, hey, hey.
278
00:25:02,601 --> 00:25:05,161
Farren, l'm very disappointed in you.
279
00:25:06,571 --> 00:25:08,471
You two should be in bed by now.
280
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Well, if we finish our homeworkthe
in spy
time,

Gillian lets us stay up till midnight.
281
00:25:14,279 --> 00:25:18,215
She also likes us to watch Adult Swim.
lt's kind of a tradition.
282
00:25:19,284 --> 00:25:21,946
l didn't really think this one through.
283
00:25:31,229 --> 00:25:34,858
Nora, let's get ready for bed.
284
00:25:35,267 --> 00:25:37,258
l don't want to go to bed.
285
00:25:42,307 --> 00:25:44,741
Only my mommy can dress me.
286
00:25:45,310 --> 00:25:46,504
Nora.
287
00:25:49,881 --> 00:25:51,246
Here l come.
288
00:25:52,450 --> 00:25:56,386
Hey! Come back. l'll get you.
289
00:25:58,256 --> 00:26:00,087
Come back!

290

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00:26:02,627 --> 00:26:04,618
l got you. No, come back!
291
00:26:09,401 --> 00:26:10,459
Nora.
292
00:26:11,503 --> 00:26:13,528
Come on. Nora.
293
00:26:14,906 --> 00:26:16,737
-Only my mommy can dress me.
-Come on, Nora.
294
00:26:16,841 --> 00:26:19,071
Only my mommy can dress me!
295
00:26:19,711 --> 00:26:22,202
Only mommy can dress me!
296
00:26:23,515 --> 00:26:24,743
You.
297
00:26:31,222 --> 00:26:34,123
Can your mommy do that? Sleep.
298
00:27:01,052 --> 00:27:02,417
Get out!
299
00:27:09,361 --> 00:27:12,956
-Hello?

-You're alive. That's a good sign.the spy next door Page 35
300
00:27:13,465 --> 00:27:17,458
-How are the kids?
-We had a great night. Easy as pie.
301
00:27:18,370 --> 00:27:21,100
Really? You're with my kids, right?
302
00:27:22,707 --> 00:27:25,335
Bob, the other night at dinner,
303
00:27:25,443 --> 00:27:29,311
you were gonna say something
about your job, and l cut you off.
304
00:27:30,015 --> 00:27:32,108
You want to tell me now?
305
00:27:33,451 --> 00:27:35,749
lt can wait until you get back.
306
00:27:37,455 --> 00:27:42,290
-l really think this was a good idea.
-l'm sure the worst is behind us.
307
00:28:01,746 --> 00:28:03,213
Just a second.
308
00:28:24,235 --> 00:28:25,566
l got it.

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309
00:28:27,706 --> 00:28:28,934
Fire!
310
00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:36,947
Big mistake.
311
00:28:42,487 --> 00:28:45,456
Everything will be fine. Oatmeal's ready.
312
00:28:51,963 --> 00:28:54,090
-Shotgun.
-lt's not your day.
313
00:28:54,532 --> 00:28:56,693
You sure your mother
lets you go to school like that?
314
00:28:56,801 --> 00:28:58,029
Duh, Bob.
315
00:28:59,104 --> 00:29:00,332
''Duh, Bob.' '
316
00:29:12,383 --> 00:29:15,375
-Bye.
-Well, you guys have a nice day.
317
00:29:18,523 --> 00:29:21,219
-Hi.
-That is so cute.

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318
00:29:24,529 --> 00:29:26,759
So what do you do all day?
319
00:29:27,432 --> 00:29:29,059
Nothing. l'm four.
320
00:29:36,407 --> 00:29:38,272
-You're full of it.
-Yeah, full of it.
321
00:29:38,376 --> 00:29:40,867
l'm telling you, l downloaded it yesterday.
322
00:29:40,979 --> 00:29:43,311
Really? 'Cause if you really had,
that'd be pretty cool.
323
00:29:43,414 --> 00:29:46,076
-Yeah, pretty cool.
-Let's hear it then.
324
00:29:51,956 --> 00:29:54,481
You trying to pop our ears?
That's nothing but a bunch of static.
325
00:29:54,592 --> 00:29:56,059
-l don't get it.
-l get it.
326
00:29:56,161 --> 00:29:59,130

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You're a pathetic little nerd andthe
a liar.

Let's get him.
327
00:30:00,231 --> 00:30:02,256
Wedgie!
328
00:30:02,367 --> 00:30:05,336
Put me down! Put me down!
Put me down! Put me down!
329
00:30:05,436 --> 00:30:07,301
Okay, you asked for it.
330
00:30:10,909 --> 00:30:14,072
No! You guys are gonna hear from me
and my lawyer.
331
00:30:14,479 --> 00:30:18,040
You'll pay for this,
each and every one of you.
332
00:30:25,590 --> 00:30:28,058
So, tell me more about Halloween.
333
00:30:29,093 --> 00:30:31,789
lt's the best. You get candy.
334
00:30:32,397 --> 00:30:36,857
Everyone pretends to be someone else,
and nobody knows who you really are.
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Sounds familiar. Nora.. .
336
00:30:41,472 --> 00:30:45,135
So, what do you want to be?
A Frankenstein? A zombie?
337
00:30:46,311 --> 00:30:48,939
Sweetie, do you want to be a princess?
338
00:30:50,515 --> 00:30:51,675
Yes.
339
00:30:57,188 --> 00:30:59,179
Okay, princess.
340
00:31:03,962 --> 00:31:05,122
Nora?
341
00:31:08,733 --> 00:31:13,193
Not fairy. Princess. Princess.
342
00:31:14,505 --> 00:31:15,733
Princess.
343
00:31:20,712 --> 00:31:22,077
Pink.
344
00:31:23,281 --> 00:31:24,339
Pink.

345

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00:31:43,568 --> 00:31:46,435
-Princess.
-lt's too big.
346
00:31:47,472 --> 00:31:50,600
Too big? Okay.
347
00:32:04,222 --> 00:32:06,850
Nora? Nora.
348
00:32:10,495 --> 00:32:11,723
Nora.
349
00:32:16,367 --> 00:32:17,425
Nora.
350
00:32:21,706 --> 00:32:22,934
Nora.
351
00:32:27,211 --> 00:32:28,371
Nora!
352
00:32:33,284 --> 00:32:36,651
Nora. l'm sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
353
00:32:42,260 --> 00:32:43,454
Nora!
354
00:33:04,983 --> 00:33:07,952
Nora. Please don't wander off again.

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355
00:33:08,886 --> 00:33:10,376
l'm sorry, Bob.
356
00:33:11,456 --> 00:33:13,617
Let's go pay for your costume.
357
00:33:18,763 --> 00:33:20,128
Yo, it's Ho.
358
00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:24,664
Just hold him till l get there.
359
00:33:31,576 --> 00:33:35,910
Can l just say before we begin that
only in the current distressed condition
360
00:33:36,014 --> 00:33:38,380
of the American public school system
361
00:33:38,483 --> 00:33:42,283
could l be deposited headfirst
into a garbage can,
362
00:33:42,387 --> 00:33:46,255
and yet l'm the one who winds up
receiving disciplinary action?
363
00:33:47,792 --> 00:33:49,259
Who exactly are you?

364

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00:33:50,528 --> 00:33:52,223
l'm his mother's.. .
365
00:33:53,898 --> 00:33:55,160
-Neighbor.
-Neighbor.
366
00:33:55,266 --> 00:33:57,996
l'm watching them for a few days.
367
00:33:58,636 --> 00:34:01,196
Well, this is not the first time
lan has been in trouble.
368
00:34:01,305 --> 00:34:03,170
He gets in fights. He lies.
369
00:34:03,274 --> 00:34:04,241
Hey, l don't lie.
370
00:34:04,342 --> 00:34:08,642
You told everyone you invited
Selena Gomez to the spring dance.
371
00:34:08,980 --> 00:34:10,845
Her appearance fee was an obstacle.
372
00:34:10,948 --> 00:34:13,508
You said you spent New Year's Eve
at the Playboy Mansion.

373

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00:34:13,651 --> 00:34:16,916
Hey, pay-per-view high-def.
l felt like l was there.
374
00:34:23,027 --> 00:34:25,825
l'm telling you, lying is a dangerous game.
375
00:34:26,064 --> 00:34:28,532
Bob, you sell pens. What do you.. .
376
00:34:28,633 --> 00:34:30,965
-Oh, no. That's them.
-Who?
377
00:34:31,069 --> 00:34:33,970
The future felons who
put me in the trash can.
378
00:34:35,073 --> 00:34:37,507
Hey, geek-boy,
we got detention because of you.
379
00:34:37,608 --> 00:34:40,509
-Yeah, because of you.
-You're gonna pay for that.
380
00:34:40,611 --> 00:34:44,012
-Gentlemen, we don't want trouble.
-Who's this? Your mom?
381
00:34:44,215 --> 00:34:49,243

You wish. He's my bodyguard. the spy next door Page 44
l hired him. You better watch out.
382
00:34:49,387 --> 00:34:51,480
-That true?
-No. He's joking.
383
00:34:52,190 --> 00:34:55,057
-l'm their babysitter.
-What are you gonna do?
384
00:34:55,493 --> 00:34:58,485
Ask you politely to allow us to pass.
385
00:35:10,675 --> 00:35:14,008
How humiliating.
Why didn't you do something?
386
00:35:14,745 --> 00:35:17,543
Why did you tell them
l was your bodyguard?
387
00:35:18,216 --> 00:35:21,379
You're right.
l guess it was too big a stretch.
388
00:35:34,365 --> 00:35:37,198
Hey. How you doing? l'm lan.
389
00:35:37,502 --> 00:35:41,097
lf l told you, you had a beautiful body,
would you hold it against me?

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390
00:35:44,208 --> 00:35:48,338
-At least you're not shy.
-l wanted to talk to her in the worst way.
391
00:35:49,647 --> 00:35:51,410
Mission accomplished.
392
00:35:55,453 --> 00:35:56,943
Come here.
393
00:35:58,089 --> 00:35:59,784
You look so pretty.
394
00:36:02,793 --> 00:36:05,455
Farren, l didn't know you did gymnastics.
395
00:36:05,563 --> 00:36:08,361
Why would you?
You don't know anything about me.
396
00:36:08,566 --> 00:36:12,798
You come over to hang out with Gillian,
and you never even talk to us.
397
00:36:13,504 --> 00:36:15,131
Come on, let's go.
398
00:36:16,841 --> 00:36:18,809
The woman's got a point.

399

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00:36:25,516 --> 00:36:30,385
l don't know who you are sending out
to buy my clothes, but l want them killed.
400
00:36:31,756 --> 00:36:36,455
-You could go yourself.
-l'm the most wanted man in America.
401
00:36:37,028 --> 00:36:40,225
l cannot exactly browse
the racks of JCPenneys.
402
00:36:40,631 --> 00:36:44,761
Just give me something that will blend in.
Something extremely American.
403
00:36:44,869 --> 00:36:47,997
Sir, we are ready to run the test.
404
00:37:16,300 --> 00:37:17,665
Magnificent.
405
00:37:27,545 --> 00:37:31,777
She must have plastic in her shoes.
lt will eat any petroleum product.
406
00:37:35,086 --> 00:37:36,917
We're working on that.
407
00:37:42,193 --> 00:37:43,751
What happened to the bacteria?

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408
00:37:43,861 --> 00:37:47,388
They live as long as they feed.
Once the oil is gone, they disappear.
409
00:37:47,498 --> 00:37:49,466
Just like my Jimmy Choos.
410
00:37:58,643 --> 00:37:59,837
Come in.
411
00:38:05,416 --> 00:38:06,576
Listen, about today.. .
412
00:38:06,684 --> 00:38:09,983
You could have stood up for me, you know.
l have to face those guys.
413
00:38:10,087 --> 00:38:11,714
So face them.
414
00:38:11,822 --> 00:38:13,949
Unless you want
to spend the rest of your life
415
00:38:14,058 --> 00:38:16,117
with your head in the trash can.
416
00:38:16,227 --> 00:38:19,993
Thanks for the advice, Bob.
All my problems are solved.

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417
00:38:28,372 --> 00:38:30,306
They assign this in middle school?
418
00:38:30,408 --> 00:38:32,672
No, that's my pleasure reading.
419
00:38:36,380 --> 00:38:37,813
You're smart.
420
00:38:38,949 --> 00:38:42,407
You have a lot going for you.
Why do you make things up?
421
00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:45,546
Girls aren't exactly
impressed by astrophysics.
422
00:38:46,157 --> 00:38:49,752
Given the resources,
l could design, build and launch a rocket
423
00:38:49,860 --> 00:38:53,660
that would accurately circumscribe
an orbit of the moon.
424
00:38:53,764 --> 00:38:58,531
But other guys can, you know,
throw a ball through a hoop.
425
00:39:01,038 --> 00:39:03,506

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l don't want you to get in trouble.

426
00:39:04,208 --> 00:39:05,675
l'll make you a deal.
427
00:39:05,776 --> 00:39:08,040
lf you try to tell the truth from now on,
428
00:39:08,145 --> 00:39:10,113
l won't tell your mother about today.
429
00:39:10,214 --> 00:39:11,476
Really?
430
00:39:11,582 --> 00:39:13,550
Dude, that's almost cool.
431
00:39:14,118 --> 00:39:16,518
You mean for a guy who sells pens?
432
00:39:23,060 --> 00:39:25,153
Come on, kids, time for bed.
433
00:39:26,664 --> 00:39:28,723
Come on, one more spoonful.
434
00:39:56,260 --> 00:39:57,318
Nora.
435
00:40:14,011 --> 00:40:17,139

This one l learned it in China

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when l was young.
436
00:41:04,228 --> 00:41:06,924
lt's me. l need your help.
437
00:41:19,410 --> 00:41:21,935
l had to make up
one heck of a yarn to get all this stuff.
438
00:41:22,046 --> 00:41:23,308
What did you tell them?
439
00:41:23,414 --> 00:41:26,474
Well, let's just say if l don't find some
weapons-grade uranium by dawn,
440
00:41:26,584 --> 00:41:29,519
l'm in trouble.
What do you need all this for?
441
00:41:29,620 --> 00:41:31,986
To get the kids ready for school.
442
00:41:32,756 --> 00:41:35,953
Well, it's like my mom always used to say
when she was stationed over in East Berlin.
443
00:41:36,060 --> 00:41:39,962
She'd say, ''Spying is easy.
Parenting is hard.' ' Good luck.

444

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00:41:55,379 --> 00:41:56,744
Bring it on.
445
00:41:57,982 --> 00:42:01,383
Farren, you've been in there all morning!
Let me in!
446
00:42:01,919 --> 00:42:04,649
Farren, let me in.
447
00:42:05,422 --> 00:42:08,414
Farren, let me in.
448
00:42:10,261 --> 00:42:13,822
<i>Farren, you've been in there all morning!</i>
<i>Let me in!</i>
449
00:42:13,931 --> 00:42:15,091
<i>Farren.</i>
450
00:42:15,966 --> 00:42:16,990
Hey!
451
00:42:18,202 --> 00:42:19,965
l guess it's my turn.
452
00:42:22,573 --> 00:42:25,337
<i>And, Farren, please put on a longer skirt.</i>
453
00:42:30,514 --> 00:42:32,004

This means war.
454
00:42:48,599 --> 00:42:49,657
Nora?
455
00:43:04,882 --> 00:43:05,940
Nora.
456
00:43:08,218 --> 00:43:09,685
Stay with Bob.
457
00:43:18,929 --> 00:43:20,487
Come on, Nora.
458
00:43:51,061 --> 00:43:53,461
-Where is he?
-Hiding.
459
00:43:53,564 --> 00:43:56,362
He's probably going to trick us
into opening the door.
460
00:43:56,467 --> 00:43:58,298
Help me put this away?
461
00:44:10,748 --> 00:44:13,080
lan. You know the rules.
462
00:44:14,084 --> 00:44:15,779
No soda upstairs.

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463

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00:44:15,886 --> 00:44:17,513
What? How did you.. .
464
00:44:40,411 --> 00:44:42,140
Breakfast is served.
465
00:44:43,247 --> 00:44:45,112
Wow!
466
00:44:46,850 --> 00:44:48,545
Nora, time for bed.
467
00:45:01,198 --> 00:45:02,631
Night-night.
468
00:45:05,869 --> 00:45:08,565
lt's a school night. You should be asleep.
469
00:45:08,672 --> 00:45:10,663
How'd you find me?
470
00:45:10,774 --> 00:45:12,332
Call it a hunch.
471
00:45:26,457 --> 00:45:29,858
Why do you call your mother
Gillian instead of Mom?
472
00:45:29,960 --> 00:45:31,552
She's not my mom.

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473
00:45:32,563 --> 00:45:34,155
What do you mean?
474
00:45:34,264 --> 00:45:36,596
My father was married before,
475
00:45:36,700 --> 00:45:38,759
and my real mom died when l was little.
476
00:45:38,869 --> 00:45:40,564
Gillian is just my stepmother.
477
00:45:40,671 --> 00:45:43,663
And lan and Nora
are just my half brother and sister.
478
00:45:43,774 --> 00:45:46,140
l'm like the freak of the family.
479
00:45:47,211 --> 00:45:49,577
lt must have hurt your feelings when he left.
480
00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:51,443
He'll be back for me.
481
00:45:51,982 --> 00:45:53,506
l know he's not
the greatest dad in the world,
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but he loves me,
and he's not going to leave me here alone.
483
00:46:03,293 --> 00:46:04,487
Anyway,
484
00:46:04,595 --> 00:46:07,655
you should not climb the roof like this.
lt's not safe.
485
00:46:07,765 --> 00:46:10,029
Please don't tell me l can't come up here.
486
00:46:10,134 --> 00:46:12,329
lt's like the only place l can chill.
487
00:46:12,436 --> 00:46:15,837
Actually, l was going to
offer to build you a railing.
488
00:46:17,107 --> 00:46:19,735
Are you trying to bribe me into liking you?
489
00:46:19,843 --> 00:46:21,902
l just want you to be safe.
490
00:46:27,417 --> 00:46:29,476
Mind if l chill with you?
491
00:46:31,121 --> 00:46:32,850

lt's a free country.

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492
00:46:41,799 --> 00:46:43,391
Look at the star.
493
00:46:58,615 --> 00:47:01,709
Good news. We got an address.
494
00:47:04,988 --> 00:47:08,924
Good. Take some men.
Get that download back.
495
00:47:09,893 --> 00:47:11,190
Tatiana.
496
00:47:13,497 --> 00:47:14,987
No survivors.
497
00:47:18,569 --> 00:47:20,298
Hey, boss. You like?
498
00:47:26,577 --> 00:47:27,703
No like?
499
00:47:35,352 --> 00:47:38,014
May l make a couple
of fashion suggestions?
500
00:47:38,989 --> 00:47:42,823
Women don't like the shirt tucked in.
Mess up your hair.

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501
00:47:43,994 --> 00:47:47,395
-You know about fashion?
-No, but l know women.
502
00:47:49,132 --> 00:47:52,932
Wear it like this.
lt's cool, l saw it in a movie.
503
00:47:53,737 --> 00:47:57,764
What movie? <i>Octopussy?</i> This isn't 1985.
504
00:47:58,041 --> 00:48:01,033
-l almost forgot.
-What's this?
505
00:48:01,445 --> 00:48:04,744
-lggy Pop and David Bowie in Shanghai.
-What?
506
00:48:04,848 --> 00:48:08,340
This is only about the hardest concert
to find in the world.
507
00:48:08,452 --> 00:48:11,580
l guarantee no one else
in the school district has it.
508
00:48:12,089 --> 00:48:15,320
-You downloaded this for me?
-Don't worry, l paid for it.

509

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00:48:15,425 --> 00:48:18,861
-How'd you even know about it?
-Easy. l was there.
510
00:48:28,605 --> 00:48:31,870
Bob, you're getting too efficient.
We're half an hour early.
511
00:48:31,975 --> 00:48:33,465
You're welcome.
512
00:48:35,913 --> 00:48:37,505
Have a great day.
513
00:48:42,019 --> 00:48:45,352
-Hey, cool look, Aaron.
-Thanks. lt's lan.
514
00:48:45,889 --> 00:48:47,117
Whatever.
515
00:49:13,350 --> 00:49:14,942
Have a great day.
516
00:49:15,886 --> 00:49:19,879
Look, the talk on the roof the other night
doesn't mean we're friends.
517
00:49:19,990 --> 00:49:21,287
God forbid.

518

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00:49:43,180 --> 00:49:45,444
We're here. There is nobody around.
519
00:49:45,549 --> 00:49:50,486
<i>l found the computer, but the file was</i>
<i>downloaded to an external storage device.</i>
520
00:49:50,821 --> 00:49:52,448
l can't find that.
521
00:49:55,125 --> 00:49:57,889
l think l just figured out who lives here.
522
00:49:58,195 --> 00:49:59,662
<i>Agent Ho.</i>
523
00:50:11,241 --> 00:50:15,507
-Hello.
-You must stop shooting things, Antosha.
524
00:50:15,879 --> 00:50:19,110
l said it would be bad
if the ClA or Chinese had it.
525
00:50:19,549 --> 00:50:23,918
But he's both. Find him, but keep him alive.
526
00:50:24,688 --> 00:50:27,555
l need to know who else he's shown this to.
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Listen up. Now. Everyone in here.
528
00:50:39,002 --> 00:50:43,029
We must locate Chinese lntelligence agent,
Bob Ho.
529
00:50:43,607 --> 00:50:49,443
He is very tricky. The best at what he does.
He won't be easy to find.
530
00:50:50,013 --> 00:50:51,139
-Ms. Creel.
-Not now.
531
00:50:51,248 --> 00:50:56,015
lmagine you are Chinese, highly trained,
and you want to disappear.
532
00:50:56,119 --> 00:50:59,020
l see him climbing with
a bunch of skulls on a rope.
533
00:50:59,122 --> 00:51:03,320
Okay, he's not Conan the Barbarian.
Good try, though.
534
00:51:03,427 --> 00:51:05,190
No, l see him. There.
535
00:51:10,667 --> 00:51:11,827
Go. Go!

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536
00:51:15,272 --> 00:51:17,968
Don't kill him yet. We need information.
537
00:51:29,853 --> 00:51:33,687
Go, Bob, go! Go, Bob, go! Go, Bob, go!
538
00:51:34,191 --> 00:51:36,955
Come here, sweetheart. Get back here.
539
00:51:40,063 --> 00:51:41,621
Come here!
540
00:51:50,273 --> 00:51:51,433
Let go!
541
00:51:54,478 --> 00:51:57,038
-Get the bad lady, Bob.
-Let go!
542
00:51:57,914 --> 00:52:00,075
-Can you hold my turtle?
-Not now.
543
00:52:08,492 --> 00:52:10,119
Yay, Bob!
544
00:52:10,760 --> 00:52:11,920
That's it.
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You will pay for that,
546
00:52:13,897 --> 00:52:15,831
-little American princess.
-Bob, help!
547
00:52:32,649 --> 00:52:34,378
Again, again, again.
548
00:52:36,753 --> 00:52:37,720
Okay.
549
00:52:43,693 --> 00:52:46,821
-Why did you pull us out of school?
-Who cares? We're out.
550
00:52:46,963 --> 00:52:48,897
Why are you in the front seat anyway?
lt's my day.
551
00:52:48,999 --> 00:52:52,025
-No, it isn't. lt's my day.
-No, it's not your day. You're the liar.
552
00:52:52,135 --> 00:52:55,263
-No, today is my day.
-No, today is my day.
553
00:52:55,372 --> 00:52:57,863
-You're a liar.
-No. No. No.

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554
00:52:57,974 --> 00:53:00,841
-All right, quiet!
-l'm still hungry.
555
00:53:09,519 --> 00:53:12,784
lt doesn't look like
they have chicken tenders here.
556
00:53:13,523 --> 00:53:15,991
Wait inside. l have to make a call.
557
00:53:24,201 --> 00:53:27,659
<i>-This is Firefly.</i>
-This is Bob Ho. l need help.
558
00:53:30,707 --> 00:53:33,039
Yeah, so l get pretty good grades
at this university.
559
00:53:33,143 --> 00:53:36,874
l'm top of the class.
l don't like to brag, but, you know.
560
00:53:36,980 --> 00:53:40,006
-Bob, this is Larry.
-Pleased to meet you, sir.
561
00:53:40,283 --> 00:53:42,808
-Let's get some food.
-He goes to the university.

562

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00:53:42,919 --> 00:53:45,012
He's a poet. lsn't it cool?
563
00:53:48,258 --> 00:53:53,890
lt's rad. lt's awesome. lt's jiggy for shizzy.
lt's the bomb.
564
00:53:55,232 --> 00:53:57,291
-Let's go.
-Hey!
565
00:53:59,903 --> 00:54:01,495
How embarrassing.
566
00:54:01,871 --> 00:54:04,840
You know, most people don't like me
when they first meet me.
567
00:54:04,941 --> 00:54:06,340
But Larry did.
568
00:54:08,845 --> 00:54:12,406
l have two words for you, Larry. Thirteen.
569
00:54:29,866 --> 00:54:31,333
l have to go.
570
00:54:32,269 --> 00:54:37,263
All right, Nora. Come on.
You two stay at the table.

571

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00:54:41,378 --> 00:54:42,367
No, no, no.
572
00:54:43,546 --> 00:54:45,275
l can't go in there.
573
00:54:56,293 --> 00:54:57,783
Boys are pigs.
574
00:55:02,399 --> 00:55:03,593
Careful.
575
00:55:13,977 --> 00:55:16,844
And the lion jumped on me,
and l killed him with my bare hands,
576
00:55:16,946 --> 00:55:18,641
and l saved the colonel's life.
577
00:55:18,748 --> 00:55:20,716
-You're brave.
-Thanks.
578
00:55:22,519 --> 00:55:26,717
How about this, Bob? The whole restaurant
and the waitress sat Larry here.
579
00:55:26,823 --> 00:55:29,792
-lsn't it great?
-lt's like it's fate or something.

580

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00:55:29,926 --> 00:55:32,121
Really, sir, we're just goofing around.
581
00:55:32,228 --> 00:55:34,924
-Hey, Nora. Knock, knock.
-Who's there?
582
00:55:35,298 --> 00:55:37,698
-lrish stew.
-lrish stew who?
583
00:55:38,201 --> 00:55:40,431
lrish stew in the name of the law.
584
00:55:43,473 --> 00:55:46,738
Larry was telling me all about
the university. lt sounds great.
585
00:55:46,843 --> 00:55:49,812
-l'd be glad to give you a tour sometime.
-When pigs fly.
586
00:55:49,913 --> 00:55:51,744
lt's not up to you. You're not my dad.
587
00:55:51,848 --> 00:55:55,875
No, but l know that your mother
hasn't completely lost her mind.
588
00:55:55,985 --> 00:55:57,452
lt's just a tour, Bob.

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589
00:55:57,554 --> 00:56:00,489
lt's not like he's asking me out on a date
or anything.
590
00:56:00,590 --> 00:56:01,784
Are you?
591
00:56:02,959 --> 00:56:05,189
No, it's just a friendly offer.
592
00:56:05,295 --> 00:56:08,458
Even if it was a date,
you still couldn't stop me.
593
00:56:13,636 --> 00:56:16,799
-What's your major, Larry?
-English Lit.
594
00:56:17,240 --> 00:56:19,401
Would you pass the soy sauce?
595
00:56:20,477 --> 00:56:23,378
That way l get a background in the classics.
596
00:56:28,685 --> 00:56:32,815
-You speak Russian, Larry?
-What's going on?
597
00:56:52,008 --> 00:56:55,910
-This is going to be painful.

-You're right about that.

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598
00:56:59,682 --> 00:57:01,013
Go, go, go.
599
00:57:08,825 --> 00:57:11,123
Maybe you'll write a poem about this.
600
00:57:20,537 --> 00:57:22,004
Goodbye, Larry.
601
00:57:38,721 --> 00:57:40,018
Fine. He's too old for me.
602
00:57:40,123 --> 00:57:44,116
Bob, l don't want to be a princess anymore.
l want to be a cyborg.
603
00:57:45,061 --> 00:57:47,689
How did he find us so fast?
lt doesn't make sense.
604
00:57:47,797 --> 00:57:50,595
-Bob, what's going on?
-Please quiet, l'm trying to think.
605
00:57:50,700 --> 00:57:52,031
What do you mean, you're trying to think?
606
00:57:52,135 --> 00:57:54,968
-You just threw a man out the window.. .

-Who is he? What is.. .

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607
00:57:55,071 --> 00:57:57,403
All right, all right, fine. Fine.
608
00:57:58,341 --> 00:58:03,142
l am international spy, on loan to the ClA
from the Chinese lntelligence Service.
609
00:58:03,246 --> 00:58:07,740
Someone wants me dead,
and ''Larry'' was a Russian operative, okay?
610
00:58:08,318 --> 00:58:10,047
Fine. Don't tell us.
611
00:58:11,821 --> 00:58:12,913
Cool.
612
00:58:18,328 --> 00:58:20,262
Why would he come alone?
613
00:58:21,898 --> 00:58:23,195
Stay here.
614
00:58:26,436 --> 00:58:28,461
-Where are the kids?
-lnside.
615
00:58:28,805 --> 00:58:31,603
Nothing else matters

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until these kids are safe. Nothing.

616
00:58:31,708 --> 00:58:35,144
Of course. Colton set up that safe house
for them like you requested.
617
00:58:35,245 --> 00:58:38,806
-Hey, got that file on you?
-What file?
618
00:58:39,315 --> 00:58:42,045
The one Colton linked you to,
from Poldark's computer, your download.
619
00:58:42,151 --> 00:58:45,211
l didn't download it.
l never even got it open.
620
00:58:45,622 --> 00:58:48,648
Don't BS me, Bob. lt's classified material.
l need all copies.
621
00:58:48,758 --> 00:58:50,692
Why would you think l downloaded it?
622
00:58:50,827 --> 00:58:53,990
Unless someone told you l had,
someone who wanted it back.
623
00:58:54,097 --> 00:58:56,190
Let's not make this thing
harder than it has to be, Bob.

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624
00:58:56,299 --> 00:58:57,960
Give me the file.
625
00:58:58,067 --> 00:59:00,627
You're a career officer. Why do this?
626
00:59:00,737 --> 00:59:03,433
l want out. Same as you.
We're both leaving for love.
627
00:59:03,540 --> 00:59:06,907
Only l love money
and Anton Poldark is match.com. The file.
628
00:59:09,979 --> 00:59:12,948
Wait. Take it easy.
629
00:59:19,923 --> 00:59:20,890
Good work.
630
00:59:21,324 --> 00:59:22,291
No.
631
00:59:27,196 --> 00:59:31,792
Can l just say, you are by far
the coolest guy my mom has ever dated.
632
00:59:33,670 --> 00:59:36,571
At least now l know how
that kid Larry found us so fast.

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633
00:59:36,673 --> 00:59:38,231
-How?
-The watch.
634
00:59:38,841 --> 00:59:42,800
Glaze told me to keep the watch.
lt must have a tracking device.
635
00:59:43,880 --> 00:59:49,341
-Wow. You really are a spy.
-Gillian is totally going to freak.
636
01:00:11,407 --> 01:00:13,238
What are you doing?
637
01:00:13,509 --> 01:00:17,570
There's iron in these rocks.
lt will hide the signal. Watch, please.
638
01:00:18,348 --> 01:00:20,816
You realize if l told anyone at school
this story,
639
01:00:20,917 --> 01:00:23,681
l'd get detention for a year for lying.
640
01:00:30,994 --> 01:00:33,485
-Yes.
<i>-Hey, partner. Where're you at?</i>
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-Why do you ask?
-l needed to pick up that file l sent you.
642
01:00:38,968 --> 01:00:41,198
<i>You know,</i>
<i>the one l wanted you to open for me.</i>
643
01:00:44,741 --> 01:00:46,572
<i>Bob, you there?</i>
644
01:00:46,709 --> 01:00:49,872
Colton, l never thought
you would have sold out to Poldark.
645
01:00:49,979 --> 01:00:54,541
Hey, that's crazy, man. Something's wrong.
We need to get together and talk.
646
01:00:55,551 --> 01:00:59,248
-Nice try.
-Bob? Bob?
647
01:01:06,462 --> 01:01:11,365
-We'll be safe here. l promise.
-This is your plan? Hide out in a hotel?
648
01:01:11,734 --> 01:01:15,226
Doesn't look like they have
chicken tenders here, either.
649
01:01:31,688 --> 01:01:35,351

This is awesome.

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Can we order room service?
650
01:01:35,458 --> 01:01:37,949
-Are you crazy? l'm going home.
-No.
651
01:01:38,528 --> 01:01:41,793
-The only place you're safe is with me.
-Safe with you?
652
01:01:41,898 --> 01:01:45,390
-Everybody's trying to kill you.
-l know. lsn't it cool?
653
01:01:45,601 --> 01:01:50,163
Hey, Bob, if you want to marry my mom,
l'll personally write the invitations.
654
01:02:19,635 --> 01:02:21,102
Love you, Bob.
655
01:02:35,852 --> 01:02:37,479
Be realistic, Bob.
656
01:02:42,625 --> 01:02:43,990
<i>-Hello.</i>
<i>-Hi, Gillian.</i>
657
01:02:44,093 --> 01:02:45,822
<i>Hi, sweetheart.</i>

658

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01:02:45,928 --> 01:02:48,396
Yeah, Grandpa just fell asleep.
l was gonna call you guys.
659
01:02:49,265 --> 01:02:51,563
l have to tell you something.
660
01:02:51,667 --> 01:02:54,932
l know this is going to hurt you,
but l have to tell you.
661
01:02:55,037 --> 01:02:57,562
<i>-Are you all right?</i>
-l'm fine.
662
01:02:58,407 --> 01:03:00,932
-lt's about Bob.
<i>-What about him?</i>
663
01:03:01,043 --> 01:03:04,604
He's not who you think he is.
He's a spy, a Chinese spy.
664
01:03:04,714 --> 01:03:08,081
And these terrorists are trying to kill him,
and now the ClA's after him, too, and they.. .
665
01:03:08,184 --> 01:03:11,642
Farren, l know you don't like Bob,
but come on.
666

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<i>l'd expect this from lan, but not from you.</i>
667
01:03:14,390 --> 01:03:18,486
What? No, it's true. He's going
to get us all killed. Don't you even care?
668
01:03:18,861 --> 01:03:21,830
<i>Farren, this conversation is over.</i>
<i>Put Bob on.</i>
669
01:03:29,839 --> 01:03:30,965
Hi, Gillian.
670
01:03:31,073 --> 01:03:34,338
Bob, l am so sorry.
l don't know what's gotten into her.
671
01:03:36,479 --> 01:03:38,413
-lt's true.
<i>-What is?</i>
672
01:03:40,216 --> 01:03:42,377
Everything she said is all true.
673
01:03:42,919 --> 01:03:45,319
Whatever this is, it isn't funny.
674
01:03:45,621 --> 01:03:47,248
The kids are safe, l promise.
675

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l'll give them to you
as soon as you get back.
676
01:03:50,626 --> 01:03:54,756
You're either telling me the truth
or l've left my kids with a nut job.
677
01:03:56,766 --> 01:03:59,360
Either way, you should come and get them.
678
01:04:17,053 --> 01:04:21,547
So, you got any other cool spy stuff,
besides the watch?
679
01:04:28,464 --> 01:04:31,592
Don't touch. lt's very sharp.
680
01:04:32,468 --> 01:04:34,231
Cool. What else?
681
01:04:45,414 --> 01:04:46,438
Cool.
682
01:05:02,798 --> 01:05:04,265
Sorry, mister.
683
01:05:06,168 --> 01:05:07,760
Airport. Step on it.
684
01:05:29,258 --> 01:05:32,887

-Bob? Are you awake?

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-Are you kidding?
685
01:05:34,730 --> 01:05:38,530
-Does he always snore like that?
-Can't you hear him next door?
686
01:05:38,901 --> 01:05:41,301
l always thought it was the pig.
687
01:05:44,640 --> 01:05:47,404
lt's over with you and Gillian, isn't it?
688
01:05:49,545 --> 01:05:51,410
Yes, Farren, it's over.
689
01:05:52,982 --> 01:05:56,748
-You win.
-Then why don't l feel like l won?
690
01:05:57,520 --> 01:06:01,047
lf you really loved her,
you wouldn't give up this easily.
691
01:06:01,958 --> 01:06:07,123
lt's because l love her and the three of you
that l have to walk away.
692
01:06:07,830 --> 01:06:10,424
lt's more important that you're safe.
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l thought l could put my other life
behind me, but l can't.
694
01:06:16,539 --> 01:06:20,168
Be glad.
You're lucky you're not joining this family.
695
01:06:22,912 --> 01:06:27,645
You've no idea what it's like to live in
a place where you totally don't belong.
696
01:06:27,750 --> 01:06:30,844
Don't be so sure. l was an orphan.
697
01:06:31,420 --> 01:06:36,255
l was raised in a group home.
l never knew my parents, but l had a family.
698
01:06:37,159 --> 01:06:40,185
l had dozens of brothers and sisters there.
699
01:06:40,596 --> 01:06:44,692
And l wasn't related to any of them,
but l loved them all.
700
01:06:47,336 --> 01:06:49,827
Family isn't whose blood you carry.
701
01:06:50,973 --> 01:06:53,840
lt's who you love and who loves you.

702

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01:07:03,719 --> 01:07:05,186
-Gillian!
-Mom!
703
01:07:12,128 --> 01:07:16,030
Gillian, l'm really sorry about everything.
704
01:07:22,238 --> 01:07:25,867
Tell me the truth. Are you really a spy?
705
01:07:27,943 --> 01:07:32,175
Yes, l am. l was going to tell you at dinner,
but you stopped me.
706
01:07:33,282 --> 01:07:36,911
l don't care. You put my children in danger.
707
01:07:38,154 --> 01:07:39,348
Just go.
708
01:07:46,062 --> 01:07:49,896
Bob, when are we going to see you again?
709
01:07:52,368 --> 01:07:53,562
You're not.
710
01:08:03,879 --> 01:08:08,441
Please don't go away.
Who's gonna sing me China songs?
711

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-You'll be safe. l promise.
-Stay away from my children.
712
01:09:11,614 --> 01:09:15,414
<i>Dear Mom, l am very sorry,</i>
<i>but l cannot stay here.</i>
713
01:09:15,518 --> 01:09:18,715
<i>My destiny is to be a spy, like Bob.</i>
714
01:09:23,526 --> 01:09:28,554
<i>l am going with him.</i>
<i>Best wishes, your son, lan.</i>
715
01:10:11,140 --> 01:10:13,904
Ho's signal just popped back up.
We got him.
716
01:10:16,278 --> 01:10:17,643
Let's roll.
717
01:10:42,571 --> 01:10:45,438
Bob! Bob!
718
01:10:46,609 --> 01:10:48,600
-lan.
-You left your watch.
719
01:10:49,111 --> 01:10:51,272
What are you doing here? Let's go.

720

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01:10:52,414 --> 01:10:54,882
What do you mean? We just got here.
721
01:11:05,294 --> 01:11:10,197
Bob Ho. What a coincidence. Tie them up.
722
01:11:17,673 --> 01:11:20,403
-What are you doing here, lan?
-l'm coming with you.
723
01:11:20,509 --> 01:11:21,942
l want to be a spy, too.
724
01:11:23,345 --> 01:11:26,803
ls this the bad guy?
l thought he'd be better dressed.
725
01:11:29,218 --> 01:11:32,244
-How did you find me?
-l found one of your tracking devices
726
01:11:32,354 --> 01:11:34,948
and put it in your pocket
when l hugged you goodbye.
727
01:11:35,057 --> 01:11:37,218
-l'm impressed.
-Thanks.
728
01:11:37,326 --> 01:11:40,853
-Can we go back to business?

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-Would it help to mention l'm retired?

729
01:11:40,963 --> 01:11:43,227
Retired men don't download secrets.
730
01:11:43,332 --> 01:11:46,096
-l never downloaded anything.
-He's lying.
731
01:11:47,269 --> 01:11:50,329
Who are you going to believe?
Me or the traitor?
732
01:11:50,973 --> 01:11:54,306
Someone has been a very naughty boy.
733
01:11:55,244 --> 01:11:59,078
He's got cameras and microphones
mounted all over the place.
734
01:11:59,815 --> 01:12:02,340
Good plan, filming us together.
735
01:12:02,951 --> 01:12:06,114
-How could you turn against your country?
-lt's simple.
736
01:12:06,922 --> 01:12:08,685
l'm gonna be a billionaire.
737
01:12:08,791 --> 01:12:13,490

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That file that you didn't download?

lt's a formula for a Growth Bacteria Hybrid.
738
01:12:13,595 --> 01:12:17,554
This stuff literally eats oil.
Can you imagine?
739
01:12:18,067 --> 01:12:21,935
Overnight,
all the world's oil supplies go poof.
740
01:12:22,037 --> 01:12:25,700
All except for Russia's.
lt'll be priceless, right, comrade?
741
01:12:26,542 --> 01:12:28,339
How did you get Colt to go along with you?
742
01:12:28,444 --> 01:12:31,174
Colt? That hillbilly's not part of this.
743
01:12:31,280 --> 01:12:32,941
He doesn't know what goes on
in the real world.
744
01:12:33,048 --> 01:12:35,016
He still thinks wrestling is real.
745
01:12:35,117 --> 01:12:37,847
Let the boy go.
He has nothing to do with this.

746

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01:12:37,953 --> 01:12:41,548
Mr. Chit-Chat just laid out our whole plan.
747
01:12:45,661 --> 01:12:47,754
We cannot let him go.
748
01:12:48,230 --> 01:12:52,098
-He will tell.
-Trust me, no one would believe him.
749
01:12:52,701 --> 01:12:54,532
He's right about that.
750
01:12:56,805 --> 01:13:00,502
Hey, boss. Look at what l found
sneaking around outside.
751
01:13:01,477 --> 01:13:03,604
-Farren?
-Hi, everybody.
752
01:13:04,346 --> 01:13:06,337
Please, have a seat.
753
01:13:07,816 --> 01:13:09,306
This can't be happening.
754
01:13:10,586 --> 01:13:15,114
Poldark, let the children go
and l will find this GBH file for you.

755

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01:13:15,491 --> 01:13:18,551
GBH? Like, Stockholm GBH?
756
01:13:19,194 --> 01:13:22,391
-How do you know that?
-No freaking way.
757
01:13:22,498 --> 01:13:25,467
You're telling me all of this is
because he downloaded a bootleg concert?
758
01:13:25,567 --> 01:13:27,034
You did what?
759
01:13:28,070 --> 01:13:29,970
You downloaded it?
760
01:13:30,072 --> 01:13:33,007
Wow, these companies take piracy
way too seriously.
761
01:13:33,108 --> 01:13:36,236
You were messing with my computer?
That's private.
762
01:13:36,345 --> 01:13:38,210
l just wanted to seem cool.
763
01:13:38,347 --> 01:13:41,009
You don't need to. You are cool.

764

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01:13:41,417 --> 01:13:45,319
-You're one of the coolest kids l know.
-Really? Thanks.
765
01:13:45,421 --> 01:13:48,948
Hey, over here. Man with a gun.
766
01:13:49,258 --> 01:13:52,557
Wait a minute.
l am one of the only kids you know.
767
01:13:53,662 --> 01:13:57,223
-Where is the file?
-lt's on my iPod, on my desk at home.
768
01:13:58,267 --> 01:14:03,364
Now, see, you want to be a spy.
Never tell the truth to the bad guy.
769
01:14:03,806 --> 01:14:05,865
Sorry, l'm new at this.
770
01:14:06,341 --> 01:14:10,505
Tatiana, take some men to the kid's house
and find the iPod.
771
01:14:11,413 --> 01:14:13,472
What if the family is home?
772
01:14:15,284 --> 01:14:17,878
Ever since you dyed your hair blonde.. .

Kill them.
773
01:14:17,986 --> 01:14:21,547
-No, don't!
-Go, bring me that iPod.
774
01:14:21,990 --> 01:14:23,480
Come on, go. Go.
775
01:14:36,472 --> 01:14:38,667
Now, as for you.. .
776
01:15:11,940 --> 01:15:13,100
Awesome!
777
01:15:28,557 --> 01:15:30,149
Farren, let's go.
778
01:15:31,593 --> 01:15:35,222
-l call dibs on the front.
-Then l pick the radio station.
779
01:15:38,834 --> 01:15:40,199
Okay. Ready?
780
01:15:42,304 --> 01:15:43,771
Okay, hold on.
781
01:15:45,607 --> 01:15:47,768
-Hello?
-Gillian, listen to me.

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782
01:15:48,577 --> 01:15:49,942
Goodbye, Bob.
783
01:15:58,720 --> 01:16:00,881
Gillian, wait. Don't hang up.
784
01:16:04,426 --> 01:16:07,452
Hang on.
We've got to get there before they do.
785
01:16:12,868 --> 01:16:16,964
ls there anyone at the agency
you can still trust? Someone you can call?
786
01:16:17,072 --> 01:16:20,633
Sure, but they tore out my cameras.
l have no proof of anything.
787
01:16:20,742 --> 01:16:25,839
Except that, as it happens, l recorded
that entire conversation on my cell phone.
788
01:16:27,783 --> 01:16:29,307
Way to go, dork.
789
01:16:32,254 --> 01:16:36,657
Colt.. . Just listen.
l'm going to play you something.
790
01:16:38,493 --> 01:16:42,725

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<i>That file that you didn't download?</i>

<i>lt's a formula for a Growth Bacteria Hybrid.</i>
791
01:16:42,831 --> 01:16:45,163
<i>This stuff literally eats oil.</i>
792
01:16:49,972 --> 01:16:50,961
What is this?
793
01:16:51,073 --> 01:16:53,371
-lt's Halloween.
-lt's Halloween.
794
01:17:02,951 --> 01:17:05,146
-Happy Halloween.
-Bob!
795
01:17:08,824 --> 01:17:11,384
What are you all doing?
l thought you were upstairs.
796
01:17:11,793 --> 01:17:14,125
-Everybody inside.
-Bob, we need to talk.
797
01:17:14,229 --> 01:17:17,221
Mom, this isn't a joke. Do whatever he says.
798
01:17:18,367 --> 01:17:19,698
-Okay.
-Come on.

799

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01:17:20,268 --> 01:17:22,293
-Get your iPod.
-His iPod?
800
01:17:22,404 --> 01:17:24,463
-l demand an explanation.
-They're coming.
801
01:17:24,573 --> 01:17:25,972
-Who?
-The Russians.
802
01:17:26,074 --> 01:17:27,041
Russians?
803
01:17:43,692 --> 01:17:46,092
l saw them outside. They're coming.
804
01:17:46,728 --> 01:17:48,662
-Russians?
-Yes, Gillian, Russians.
805
01:17:48,764 --> 01:17:49,822
Let's try and keep up.
806
01:17:53,502 --> 01:17:56,699
lt's too late. Everybody upstairs.
Understand me?
807
01:17:57,973 --> 01:17:59,304
Stay there.

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808
01:18:03,478 --> 01:18:04,536
Where's my stuff?
809
01:18:05,047 --> 01:18:07,174
-Here, take some of this stuff.
-What is all this?
810
01:18:07,282 --> 01:18:08,579
Protection.
811
01:18:10,419 --> 01:18:13,354
Why do you have a lighter?
l don't want you playing with fire.
812
01:18:21,430 --> 01:18:23,864
Okay, maybe just this once. Let's go.
813
01:18:23,965 --> 01:18:25,262
Trick or treat.
814
01:18:54,830 --> 01:18:58,231
Hurry. Close it. Close it quick. Okay.
815
01:19:15,016 --> 01:19:17,416
-l forgot Chuckle.
-Nora! Nora!
816
01:19:20,455 --> 01:19:21,979
What are you supposed to be?

817

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01:19:22,090 --> 01:19:26,254
A cyborg,
sent from the future to blast you away.
818
01:19:35,003 --> 01:19:36,937
Mommy, that man can fly.
819
01:20:02,230 --> 01:20:05,893
l can't believe you did this to my family,
endangered my kids.
820
01:20:06,001 --> 01:20:08,367
l didn't mean to. l love your kids.
821
01:20:08,470 --> 01:20:11,030
l want to marry you, all four of you.
822
01:20:11,606 --> 01:20:13,198
And l wanted to marry you.
823
01:20:13,308 --> 01:20:15,936
But our wedding gifts would have
to be opened by the bomb squad.
824
01:20:16,044 --> 01:20:18,979
All right, Ho. Enough games.
825
01:20:27,088 --> 01:20:30,956
l finally found a normal guy, l thought,
someone who likes to.. .

826

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01:20:32,761 --> 01:20:34,922
Can we talk about this later?
827
01:20:55,550 --> 01:20:58,018
-He switched belts.
-Get him.
828
01:21:08,496 --> 01:21:10,464
Give me the iPod, kid.
829
01:21:15,270 --> 01:21:18,831
-Come on, let's TP the little geek's house.
-Yeah, TP.
830
01:21:30,552 --> 01:21:31,849
Hey, guys.
831
01:21:33,755 --> 01:21:34,915
Gotta go.
832
01:21:35,423 --> 01:21:37,653
Maybe we should just stick
to stealing candy from little kids.
833
01:21:37,759 --> 01:21:39,590
Yeah, real little kids.
834
01:21:45,100 --> 01:21:48,968
-This is going to be fun.
-Hey, Larry. Knock, knock.

835

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01:21:51,006 --> 01:21:51,973
Yes!
836
01:22:09,658 --> 01:22:12,684
Come on, guys, get in the room
and lock the door. Hurry. Lock it.
837
01:22:33,315 --> 01:22:36,113
lrish stew in the name of the law.
838
01:22:37,485 --> 01:22:40,181
Sorry your retirement was so short, Bob.
839
01:22:43,992 --> 01:22:47,018
-You can kill me. Let the family go.
-l can't. They've seen too much.
840
01:22:47,128 --> 01:22:49,096
But l'll let you go first
so you don't have to watch.
841
01:22:49,197 --> 01:22:50,596
Hey, mister.
842
01:22:57,639 --> 01:22:59,971
Don't think this changes anything.
843
01:23:00,375 --> 01:23:03,105
-Everybody freeze!
-lt's okay.

844

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01:23:03,812 --> 01:23:05,643
They're the good guys.
845
01:23:09,918 --> 01:23:13,479
You stinking lowlife. Come on. Let's go.
846
01:23:18,593 --> 01:23:19,560
Mom!
847
01:23:26,434 --> 01:23:27,924
Hey, loosen these things up.
848
01:23:28,036 --> 01:23:31,335
l'm sorry. What's wrong?
Got the handcuffs too tight?
849
01:23:31,473 --> 01:23:35,432
l don't know how these things work.
l'm just a dumb hillbilly.
850
01:23:36,978 --> 01:23:39,173
-Everybody okay?
-Bumps and bruises.
851
01:23:39,280 --> 01:23:41,748
lan, this really is the good guy.
852
01:23:44,686 --> 01:23:47,246
Hey, what you got there, son?
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Nice work recording that conversation,
partner.
854
01:23:52,427 --> 01:23:55,555
This young man might make
a heck of a spy someday.
855
01:24:04,739 --> 01:24:07,936
How quickly can you give me
orange jumpsuit?
856
01:24:09,944 --> 01:24:11,673
l'm sorry l suspected you.
857
01:24:11,780 --> 01:24:13,645
Don't worry about it, old buddy.
858
01:24:13,748 --> 01:24:16,308
Chalk it up to the language barrier.
859
01:24:17,018 --> 01:24:18,349
Thank you.
860
01:24:31,032 --> 01:24:33,694
l'm sorry l put you through all this.
861
01:24:35,804 --> 01:24:37,465
Goodbye, Gillian.
862
01:24:40,241 --> 01:24:41,799

Goodbye, kids.

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863
01:24:44,612 --> 01:24:45,704
Bob.
864
01:24:48,383 --> 01:24:50,476
l'm gonna miss you.
865
01:24:50,585 --> 01:24:52,382
l'll miss you, too.
866
01:24:59,928 --> 01:25:01,259
Wait.
867
01:25:02,630 --> 01:25:05,622
l know he lied, but he did it to protect us.
868
01:25:05,733 --> 01:25:09,601
This whole time, all he ever wanted to do
was protect us, Mom.
869
01:25:11,239 --> 01:25:12,604
And, Mom,
870
01:25:17,245 --> 01:25:21,079
you're never gonna find a man
as good as Bob, never again.
871
01:25:21,182 --> 01:25:22,479
Never.

872

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01:25:23,618 --> 01:25:26,382
l never thought l'd say this,
873
01:25:26,488 --> 01:25:28,581
but l agree with Farren.
874
01:25:33,261 --> 01:25:35,354
l suppose you have something to say, too.
875
01:25:35,463 --> 01:25:37,829
l want Bob to be my daddy.
876
01:25:51,346 --> 01:25:55,407
Do you, Gillian, take Bob
to be your lawfully wedded husband?
877
01:25:55,517 --> 01:25:57,348
l do.
878
01:25:57,452 --> 01:26:01,320
And do you, Bob, take Gillian
to be your lawfully wedded wife?
879
01:26:04,225 --> 01:26:05,453
Gillian.
880
01:26:06,394 --> 01:26:09,227
There's one more thing l have to tell you.
881
01:26:09,864 --> 01:26:12,594

My name really isn't Bob.

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882
01:26:16,004 --> 01:26:17,562
That's okay.
883
01:26:18,840 --> 01:26:20,171
l do.
884
01:26:20,942 --> 01:26:24,469
l now pronounce you man and wife.
You may kiss the bride.
885
01:26:38,059 --> 01:26:40,857
Ready. And action.
886
01:26:58,012 --> 01:26:59,104
And cut.
887
01:27:06,788 --> 01:27:10,315
No, that man's so crooked,
he could eat nails and.. .
888
01:27:10,425 --> 01:27:12,325
Maybe he just wanted
to fill up his gas tanks for free.
889
01:27:12,427 --> 01:27:13,416
l can't blame him.
890
01:27:13,528 --> 01:27:17,123
No, that man's so crooked,

he could eat nails and.. .

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891
01:27:20,868 --> 01:27:21,857
Sorry.
892
01:27:21,970 --> 01:27:23,665
Sorry, mister.
893
01:27:35,250 --> 01:27:36,649
All right.
894
01:27:40,822 --> 01:27:41,982
What's going on?
895
01:27:42,090 --> 01:27:44,923
Bob, l don't want to be a princess anymore.
896
01:27:45,026 --> 01:27:47,256
l want to be a.. .
897
01:27:48,763 --> 01:27:53,029
l'm an international spy, on loan to the ClA
from the Chinese.. .
898
01:27:53,801 --> 01:27:56,235
From the Chinese intelligent.. . lntelligent?
899
01:27:56,337 --> 01:27:58,464
-lntelligence.
-lntelligence.

900

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01:28:00,408 --> 01:28:04,105
Well, l'll just pick a few things
and move to the house.
901
01:28:04,212 --> 01:28:06,703
-Okay, cut.
-What does it mean?
902
01:28:07,248 --> 01:28:11,275
l am international spy, on loan to the ClA
from the Chinese intelligent.. .
903
01:28:11,386 --> 01:28:13,081
-What?
-lntelligent.
904
01:28:13,921 --> 01:28:17,880
l've brought down dictators.
How tough to say.. .
905
01:28:19,060 --> 01:28:20,550
-Yeah.
-Yes?
906
01:28:25,500 --> 01:28:27,832
Maybe you'll write a poem about.. .
907
01:28:27,935 --> 01:28:29,562
A poem about.. . A poem.
908
01:28:30,271 --> 01:28:32,796

Maybe you'll write a poem.. .

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909
01:28:33,441 --> 01:28:36,137
Maybe write.. . l hate English.
910
01:28:45,420 --> 01:28:48,947
lf a man marries you,
he marries all four of you.
911
01:28:49,824 --> 01:28:52,054
Don't forget the pig, the cat and the turkey.
912
01:28:52,160 --> 01:28:54,219
And the turkey.
913
01:28:56,230 --> 01:28:59,063
-Turkey? Where's the turkey come from?
-l don't know.
914
01:28:59,734 --> 01:29:03,192
-Yeah, well, my grandmother's.. . Sorry.
-Okay, cut.
915
01:29:06,240 --> 01:29:08,470
Grandmother's great. He plays.. .
916
01:29:09,644 --> 01:29:10,736
Let's cut.
917
01:29:10,845 --> 01:29:14,042
When they forget a dialogue,

it makes me happy.

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918
01:29:15,016 --> 01:29:19,009
Good work. Come out. Camera needs you.
919
01:29:20,154 --> 01:29:21,382
Come on.
920
01:29:21,789 --> 01:29:23,347
What are we doing?
921
01:29:23,458 --> 01:29:26,894
What are you doing? We're filming.
We're making a movie.
922
01:29:28,629 --> 01:29:30,494
Funny man. Funny man.
923
01:29:31,165 --> 01:29:32,257
A camera mark.